Okay, Dear Readers, let’s get this video flogged. Sorry that I can’t post it but it seems Princess Pickled got it taken down everywhere- except for those copies we all are keeping in our libraries in case they’re ever needed, say in court when she tries to deny her actions or her words.
I think she thinks dramatic pauses will make her mess look better. It just makes it cheesy and already I wonder about her acting ability. But I forgot this:
Threatened to the point of dangerous? Does not even make sense and she tries for a “significant look”. Tries and fails because- whiskey. What a llama.
Then she “beseeches the money grabbers to back the fuck off “. Okay, princess seems to not know the definition of beseech because you would not “beseech” in the same sentence where you insult those you are beseeching and then order them to “back the fuck off” but then we have to take the whiskey into consideration.
Big dramatic pause, Faleena’s mind.
Okay, she has this smile, it looks sort of like a shark, all teeth and weird eyes. She claims to be building a brand and gives the camera the smile and you try to ecide what brand she’s going for, Smirnoff? Baileys? Maker’s Mark? She’s building a brand, Dear Readers, and you, you know who you are, are writing. One. Book. Then the whiskey tricks her into saying that that one book off of which you are piggybacking her series. I replayed it to make sure and, yes, that is what she says.
Then she assures us that it’s not all writers using her success. But how is she going to distinguish between who is and who isn’t? I guess the answer to that is if a writer isn’t Tara Crescent then they probably aren’t using her success for their own monetary gain.
States the obvious more writing=more money so go write then leaps to leave my fans, family, models alone.
And then comes one of the most bizarre moments she starts saying,”shes the bully she’s the bully” while making stabby gestures and then a noise somewhere between a cat hacking up a hairball and a minah bird got caught in a garbage disposal.
Calls those who disagree with her decisions sick bastards for bothering people cause you know nothing is saner than a drunk woman making stabby motions on a video where she’s claiming to be building her brand.
She again demand we focus on her (something she really likes).
Did she really say make your face? What’s behind the avatar, heda tilt, mmm-hmm “you know who you are”. Man, she really is jealous of Tara.
And it’s her who made this mess, but only in the sloshy brain of a jealous, jealous woman.
Everybody likes her world, her readers are great (but easily confused and sadly unsophisticated) and wouldn’t do what we have done. Yeah.
Reads a card of thanks about her book. So there.
Reads several cards. So there and there and there again.
I thought I would enclose this ss of a card for Faleena,
Cause I read a couple excerpts from your books, sweetie, and believe me, you have my sympathy. Damn.
But her people, they love her her writing, her looks, her winning personality.
Her books save lives. Nothing new here. Once again, Laurell K Hamilton makes the same claim. I’ve read this claim from authors and usually authors that write crappy books. I have to wonder if the people who claim these books save their lives read them and then think, “Well damn, my life is bad but not as bad as this book,” then go off to breakfast and a new, better life.
What are we doing is working against goodness and light.
Then she indulges in some wishful thinking, saying there are shadows on authors we love and they are going down because less people are following them because of the actions of their followers (us). Now I hate to point out mistakes to a drunk (no I don’t) but there is an uptick in books sales for authors you have attacked and I’ve read a number of posts from your now former followers. I myself have purchased The Cockiest Cowboy Whoever Cocked, Cocktales, Cocky Doctors, and Cocky Firefighters.
people don’t like us, and once again she’s projecting.
Only hurting ourselves not her, people won’t buy your books. Well, I don’t write books so I’m not at all bothered and let me just point out again the four books I bought from authors I assume she’s trying to refer to.
She didn’t bully anyone, she sent private, legal cease& desist letters and she’s mad they were posted but what anyone wants to do with their mail is not for her to dictate. I am quite sure she didn’t want her lame-ass attempts and intimidation posted for all to snicker at.
She repeats the whole “she’s the bully” with stabby motions and hairball and minah bird noises. Holy shades of Psycho.
There are good people out there and she’s sold half million book in series and it’s not porn. I’m picturing the floor around her looks like this:
World’s in a sad place and we’re an example of why. Weepyness.
And then she bounces back to demanding we keep attacking her, please, she doesn’t mind.
But leave the innocents alone.
She’s just a good business woman trademarking her series (and a common use word), her font (which isn’t hers and she can’t legally TM). Please explain the good business of being drunk online.
You know who you are she’s done lunch with you. Meaningful look.
Ah, it becomes very apparent she means Tara.
Okay, now she says “maybe your writing is amazing” and I’m thinking she is so jealous of Tara’s writing and success that I wouldn’t want Tara to be left alone with her.
A weak person destroyed her instagram account.
Millions of readers wouldn’t do that (but they did) and those millions are her tribe. Wait, she has a tribe of millions but sold only half a million books?
She tries to claim again we are destroying our authors by hating her. Here she makes a hand to the hair gesture that screams she knows it’s a lie. And once again we have Projection By Faleena as she claims her readers write other authors saying they are calling Faleena’s readers stupid, and their kids are stupid because they are autistic and autistic is called stupid. I would like to think she isn’t calling autistic individuals stupid but she’s drunk and after reading her post on what women should do to empower men I no longer can give her the benefit of the doubt. Read it here .
She fails to see what’s wrong with trademarking ‘cocky”. Yep, it’s about Tara. She’s furious about Tara’s cocky books. Tara started a cocky series but Faleena is building a brand and Tara’s just riding her coattails to stardom. She needs to go write a better book and leave Faleena alone with cocky.
She demands we give her hate, please.
Well, first she tried to shame everyone then she tried to scare everyone about losing support for their favorite authors and neither has really worked. Too much to drink to really make it work.
At 13 minutes one last word.
Long sad pause, soft voice, bring it she can take it (home from the nearest liquor store).
She’ll be writing (Dear gods, no, but if she must then I hope she sobers up first)
Longggggg pause then 1 more thing.
Wonders if that (her vid) was okay. Um, how do I put this? NO.
Swearing fights, with her inner sober self. Sober loses bigtime.
There’s 2 minutes I won’t get back, more sighing and squirming, now 4 minutes I won’t get back.
OMG, she gets that life’s hard. She’s been through some shit, the last 4 days are nuthin.
Bring it, with crooked finger.
Now she loses track of what she started out with and starts handing out advice on how to live our lives. While drunk.
She understands we got opinions, we are all good, rambles on, on, on, on, on, on, I guess about writing for a living. What happens if we want something try and fail? If we all did what we want there would be no hate. But, Faleena, what if we want to kill people?
Then this quote:
We have lost our way and our minds, we can have everything our hearts desire. And now she’s talking Master Class. This is 31 minutes, 50 seconds. There is an hour and 12 minutes left, i really want a drink but watching Faleena good example of a horrible warning I don’t think I can.
More after chocolate.
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